Hints that Your Favorite Politician Might be a Dominionist

-- Anointed by God to run for public office, blames sagging poll numbers as an attack by “the enemy.”

-- Labels global warming a myth, since Earth was already saved 2,000 years ago.

-- Overcame power of darkness by leaving homeschooling to attend Patrick Henry College.

-- Celebrates “Jesusween” on October 31 by dressing up in full Armor of God pajamas (a bargain at only $6.66).

-- Calls the death penalty God’s mighty judgment against rebellious deceivers and false teachers who think it’s A-OK to murder sacred stem cells.

-- Exhibits “love” for homosexuals “trapped” in a state of deception and doomed to be thrown into lake of fire.

-- Wrangles invitation to tea party hosted by Fox & Friends.

-- Hires A. Larry Ross Communications to pimp their product.

-- Thinks Episcopalians are Commie homo-loving liberal atheists destined for eternal damnation.

-- Prays to win the world through Christ and free market economic liberty.