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Abortion: How the Bible says we're supposed to do it.

Thu Feb 9, 2012 3:29 PM EST
religion, abortion, god, bible, atheism, atheist, skepticism, skeptic
By Chris-735081
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I found something while reading through Reddit this morning, not an article but a link to some really interesting bit of the bible.

So anyway, it turns out that God doesn't hate abortion.  Quite contrarily, the Judeo-Christian faith, has been performing biblical style versions of them for years.

I guess the big guy is just ticked off that people are doing it wrong. 

 

Numbers 5:11-31 NIV

 

11 Then the LORD said to Moses, 12 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If a man’s wife goes astray and is unfaithful to him 13 so that another man has sexual relations with her, and this is hidden from her husband and her impurity is undetected (since there is no witness against her and she has not been caught in the act), 14 and if feelings of jealousy come over her husband and he suspects his wife and she is impure—or if he is jealous and suspects her even though she is not impure— 15 then he is to take his wife to the priest. He must also take an offering of a tenth of an ephah[a] of barley flour on her behalf. He must not pour olive oil on it or put incense on it, because it is a grain offering for jealousy, a reminder-offering to draw attention to wrongdoing.

16 “‘The priest shall bring her and have her stand before the LORD. 17 Then he shall take some holy water in a clay jar and put some dust from the tabernacle floor into the water. 18 After the priest has had the woman stand before the LORD, he shall loosen her hair and place in her hands the reminder-offering, the grain offering for jealousy, while he himself holds the bitter water that brings a curse. 19 Then the priest shall put the woman under oath and say to her, “If no other man has had sexual relations with you and you have not gone astray and become impure while married to your husband, may this bitter water that brings a curse not harm you. 20But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the LORD cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb miscarries.”

   “‘Then the woman is to say, “Amen. So be it.”

23 “‘The priest is to write these curses on a scroll and then wash them off into the bitter water. 24 He shall make the woman drink the bitter water that brings a curse, and this water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering will enter her. 25 The priest is to take from her hands the grain offering for jealousy, wave it before the LORD and bring it to the altar. 26 The priest is then to take a handful of the grain offering as a memorial[c] offering and burn it on the altar; after that, he is to have the woman drink the water. 27 If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse. 28 If, however, the woman has not made herself impure, but is clean, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

29 “‘This, then, is the law of jealousy when a woman goes astray and makes herself impure while married to her husband, 30 or when feelings of jealousy come over a man because he suspects his wife. The priest is to have her stand before the LORD and is to apply this entire law to her. 31 The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.’”

 

Pay special attention to the last part there in bold print.  So, if the man suspects that she's been cheating, and he does this little magic spell with his local witch doctor and the woman miscarries, then clearly the woman is a cheating hussy whose children deserve to die.

The consequences for her get even worse, of course, because post-miscarriage the man has undeniable witch-doctor curse proof that his wife cheated on him... so now he gets to "apply this entire law to her".

Of course, this means the Law of Moses, or Mosaic Law, which states the woman should be put to death... biblical style. ( That's slowly being beaten to death with heavy rocks, FYI.)

So remember, God loves everyone from the moment of conception... unless your mother is a lying, cheating, hussy.  In that case, he'll kill you in the womb and, for good measure, your neighbors get to cave your mother's still living skull inwards for being such a rotten slut evidenced by her "curse" miscarriage.

TA-DA!

So what do you think?  Is it time to bring back that 'Old-Time Religion'?

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smithichie

According to Leviticus 27:6 you don't count how many shekels a human is worth until that human is one month old, so according to the Bible a fetus all the way up to a one month old infant are worth nothing.

There's a similar ruling when it comes to counting folks, you don't count fetuses and you don't count babies until they're a month old, according to Numbers 3:15. If Mr. God thinks fetuses are people too why not count them in a census?

  • 10 votes
Reply#1 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:10 PM EST
Chris-735081

The irony of how Christians constantly resort to their own scripture as a means to defend and justify their beliefs is astonishing.

They use these rotten books that are so filled with hatred, murder and supernatural magic as proof of their relationship to divinity.

How could anyone read this stuff and still think that the biblical rules and practices have any kind of place in the real world?

Its time to put foolish things aside. Fairy tales and stories about magic powers controlling every aspect of life are fit for toddlers but not adults.

Little kids will believe pretty much everything they are told or that they see in movies, animation or anything that they hear out of a bed time story. After watching "The Little Mermaid" my niece wanted to go down to the bay and look for mermaids. She's five years old. It's cute when she does stuff like that.

What is the religious community's excuse?

  • 13 votes
Reply#2 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:19 PM EST
Rank on Rank

Quite contrarily, the Judeo-Christian faith, has been performing biblical style versions of them for years.

You can prove this I assume?

  • 2 votes
#3 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 4:56 PM EST
Chris-735081

Are you suggesting something like this totally-not-perverted magic ritual was in the bible this whole time and all the believers just ignored it?

Plausible, but in this instance, I'm banking on this being much more likely to have happened than not.

  • 12 votes
#3.1 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:38 PM EST
Rank on Rank

I'm banking on this being much more likely to have happened than not.

So you have absolutely nothing to back up your charge that Jews and Christians were performing these "abortions" for years. Except you own 'perverted' anti religious 'magic'.

I see, thanks.

  • 3 votes
#3.2 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:50 PM EST
Chris-735081

This was a major part of Mosaic Law.

It takes up the majority of Numbers chapter 5. Are you suggesting that they just ignored this part?

  • 7 votes
#3.3 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:28 PM EST
thoughtful conservative

Please re-read my note on Christians and the Law and yes we ignore it and eat BBQ ribs (pork) Even if it was not ignored I know of nothing in the bible recounting a successful example of this ritual.

  • 2 votes
#3.4 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:34 PM EST
Rank on Rank

Are you suggesting that they just ignored this part?

I'd rather suggest that any female infidelity in Ancient Israel was an anomaly so negligible in practice. it makes the point moot. I can't picture female adulteries running rampant in Saudi Arabia or Iran.

Regardless, you don't have any proof for your anti 'Judeo-Christian' prejudice.

  • 2 votes
#3.5 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:42 PM EST
Chris-735081

you don't have any proof for your anti 'Judeo-Christian' prejudice.

Yes, I do. Even having some crap like that including in any religion's handbook is a clear sign of a religion gone completely insane.

I'd rather suggest that any female infidelity in Ancient Israel was an anomaly so negligible in practice. it makes the point moot.

Yeah, I forgot... modern man invented lust. That's why there's no mention of it in the bible... at all. /sarcasm

  • 7 votes
#3.6 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 9:13 PM EST
Rank on Rank

Yes, I do. Even having some crap like that including in any religion's handbook is a clear sign of a religion gone completely insane.

Glad to see you admit you're prejudiced. So prejudiced in fact that you are moving in the direction of insanity yourself.

Yeah, I forgot... modern man invented lust. That's why there's no mention of it in the bible... at all. /sarcasm

Modern man didn't invent lust, he just made it legal and trendy. How much adultery is going on among married women in Saudi Arabia or Iran? The Biblical Israelites lived in a similarly religious culture with heavy penalties for adultery.

  • 2 votes
#3.7 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:59 AM EST
UNA_Lion

Please post the passages wherein either Jesus or his apostles commanded or advocated abortion. We'll wait, while you fail to do so.

  • 2 votes
#3.8 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:14 AM EST
Ripley8

interestingly ...

the bible clearly states that 'the life is in the blood ' ... a fetus doesn't have any for the first 22 days ... hence by biblical standards not a life.

also

In ancient times, the "delayed ensoulment" belief of Aristotle (384-322 BCE) was widely accepted in Pagan Greece and Rome. He taught that a fetus originally has a vegetable soul. This evolves into an animal soul later in gestation. Finally the fetus is "animated" with a human soul.This latter event, called "ensoulment," was believed to occur at 40 days after conception for male fetuses, and 90 days after conception for female fetuses. 1 The difference was of little consequence, because in those days, there were no tests to detect the start of pregnancy or to determine the gender of an embryo. Ultrasound devices and pregnancy test strips were millennia in the future.Thus abortions were not condemned if performed early in gestation when the embryo had a vegetable or animal soul. It was only condemned if the abortion was done later in pregnancy that a human soul was destroyed. By coincidence, this 90 day limit happens to be approximately equal to the end of the first trimester, the point at which the US Supreme Court decided that states could begin to restrict a woman's access to abortion. The 40 and 90 day limits also bear a striking resemblance to the 40 and 80 day periods when a woman was considered ritually impure after birth in Judaism (Leviticus 12:2-6)
4th Century BCE TO 1st Century CE
http://www.religioustolerance.org/abo_hist.htm

Early Christian thought on abortion
The society in which Christianity expanded was one in which abortion, infanticide and exposition were commonly used to limit the number of children (especially girls) that a family had to support.[80][81] These methods were often used also when a pregnancy or birth resulted from sexual licentiousness, including marital infidelity, prostitution and incest, and Bakke holds that these contexts cannot be separated from abortion in early Christianity

Between the first and fourth centuries AD, the Didache, Barnabas and theApocalypse of Peter strongly condemned and outlawed abortion.[82][83] However, early synods did not term abortion "murder", and imposed specified penalties only on abortions that were combined with some form of sexual crime[3] and on the making of abortion drugs: the early 4th-century Synod of Elvira imposed denial of communion even at the point of death on those who committed the "double crime" of adultery and subsequent abortion

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_abortion#Early_Christian_thought_on_abortion

early christianity and abortion

http://books.google.com/books?id=VBN6r3cC6v0C&pg=PA110&lpg=PA110&dq=early+christianity+and+abortion&source=web&ots=Ew-3l3eEYS&sig=JWPvHb7VXPN37YXN4GeiVL2iKNI#v=snippet&q=abortion&f=true

The Roman household
http://books.google.com/books?id=PcsNAAAAQAAJ&pg=PA98&dq=roman+abortion+exposition+infanticide&hl=en&ei=GZ48TefXCIOAhAf1zamlCg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CDoQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=roman%20abortion%20exposition%20infanticide&f=falseJane

Carrick, Medical Ethics in the Ancient World (Georgetown University Press 2001 ISBN 0-87840-848-7), p. 123
http://books.google.com/books?id=vcj1hq1nFWsC&pg=PA123&dq=roman+abortion+exposition+infanticide&hl=en&ei=tKI8TfT6Ko65hAfRn4i3Cg&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=1&ved=0CCoQ6AEwAA#v=onepage&q=roman%20abortion%20exposition%20infanticide&f=true

  • 5 votes
#3.9 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:22 PM EST
Ripley8

logically , if one uses reason ........

the first christians did indeed practice abortion. It was only later opinion that changed the rules.

Jesus would have been well versed with women having abortions in his time and said nothing of it. No condemnation as sin.

  • 5 votes
#3.10 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:25 PM EST
UNA_Lion

Sorry Ripley, but you remain on ignore, until someone else vouches for your reformed behavior in terms of reasoned discourse.

  • 2 votes
#3.11 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:39 PM EST
Ripley8

UNA ...

oh boo hoo for you ! sorry facts frighten you !

lmao !

I thought you put me on ignore some time ago ? so much for that !

  • 5 votes
#3.12 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:47 PM EST
Clara Listensprechen

Good article. It must be pointed out that in Leviticus, God places a monetary value on all forms of human life in terms of silver shekels except any child under one month old. All fetuses qualify as being worthless in God's own eyes, by his own words.

  • 5 votes
#3.13 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:34 PM EST
Clara Listensprechen

Please post the passages wherein either Jesus or his apostles commanded or advocated abortion. We'll wait, while you fail to do so.

Please post the passages wherein either Jesus or his apostles commanded or advocated AGAINST abortion. or prohibited it. We'll wait, while you fail to do so.

  • 5 votes
#3.14 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST
UNA_Lion

Clara, use common sense: You can't prove a negative - Jesus did not command his followers to to relieve themselves either, so would we then conclude that going to the bathroom is sinful? We have only what Jesus taught, and we know he did not teach that abortion was allowed. The article in question asserts that Leviticus shows abortion to be acceptable, but we know Jesus at no time said anything of the sort.

    #3.15 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:36 PM EST
    Chris-735081

    Clara, use common sense:

    Yeah Clara... use common sense. /sarcasm

    The article in question asserts that Leviticus shows abortion to be acceptable, but we know Jesus at no time said anything of the sort.

    Clearly it was cool with 'god' though. His method included making a woman drink contaminated water and letting her immune system prevent her from miscarrying or getting sick to prove she was innocent of wrong-doing.

    Yeah... duh. Common sense says if she gets sick from that, then clearly she deserves everything she gets afterwards including a 'divine' abortion. RIGHT?

    • 5 votes
    #3.16 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:50 PM EST
    TruettCollins

    Or you could use some common sense and see that it is telling us that our sins affect others beside ourselves.....the scripture in question is not about the baby, it is about accusations of adultery and if the accusation is true......

      #3.17 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:59 PM EST
      Clara Listensprechen

      People prove negatives all the time in mathematics and in forensics, so nobody can tell me that negatives can't be proven. "Common sense" conforms to no standards and it's only in the eye of the beholder. No sale.

      The word "sin" is the name of a moon god which acts to counter the sun god, which is why the word "sin" means "transgression". No "common sense" exists on matters of sin outside of the realm of superstition and paganism.

      Proving a negative is not required for establishing that nowhere in The Bible is abortion prohibited. It isn't. And God himself was one of the worst child killers/abusers in the universe--to ban abortion is to hold mankind up as holier than God. Now THAT's common sense.

      • 4 votes
      #3.18 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:51 PM EST
      Chris-735081

      Or you could use some common sense and see that it is telling us that our sins affect others beside ourselves.....the scripture in question is not about the baby, it is about accusations of adultery and if the accusation is true......

      No. Not at all. You are deflecting.

      This is about incredible levels of depravity in regard to CRIME AND PUNISHMENT according to Mosaic Law. This law is part of the supposedly DIVINELY DELIVERED LAW OF YOUR GOD.

      This is not a parable. This is a REAL part of Biblical Law.

      Whether or not you choose to believe it, this was a real thing. Whether or not you observe this rule, this is a part of YOUR religion's heritage and the GOSPEL of YOUR DEITY.

      You are RUNNING away from it because you know its indefensible.

      • 4 votes
      #3.19 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:22 PM EST
      thoughtful conservative

      how about exodus 23 seems to place a life for life value on a fetus.

      Exodus 21:22-24

      New International Version (NIV)

      22 “If people are fighting and hit a pregnant woman and she gives birth prematurely[a] but there is no serious injury, the offender must be fined whatever the woman’s husband demands and the court allows. 23 But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, 24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

      • 1 vote
      #3.20 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:32 PM EST
      TruettCollins

      Seems Chris simply hates the idea that we are held responsible for disobedience to God.....

      That in essence is what it all boils down too, how dare God set the penalty for our rejection/disobedience to him and then actually hold us to it......

        #3.21 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:08 AM EST
        Ripley8

        UNA_Lion

        Clara, use common sense: You can't prove a negative

        lmao UNA telling someone else to use common sense ?

        oh stop ! my sides !

        that which is asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof !!

        • 3 votes
        #3.22 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:02 AM EST
        Ripley8

        TruettCollins

        Seems Chris simply hates the idea that we are held responsible for disobedience to God.....

        That in essence is what it all boils down too, how dare God set the penalty for our rejection/disobedience to him and then actually hold us to it......

        your mythical belief has no proof.

        that which is asserted without proof can be dismissed without proof !!

        • 4 votes
        #3.23 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:04 AM EST
        Chris-735081

        But if there is serious injury, you are to take life for life, 24 eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot,

        Unless she gets sick from drinking contaminated tabernacle water, in that case, the village gets to stone her to death along with her fetus, if "god" doesn't get to the fetus first.

        Seems Chris simply hates the idea that we are held responsible for disobedience to God..

        Sure.. assuming this crazy poisoned water test was infallible.

        The rest of your argument is based on the fallacy that 'god' can do no wrong and that his followers can do no wrong so long as they do what "god" tells them to do... and who told them what god wanted them to do?

        Moses?

        There is no god. Something that doesn't exist, can't punish anyone. "God" isn't doing any of these things, people are with the help of contaminated water.

        However, were god to exist, clearly this NIV passage is saying directly that god forcefully abort's babies if you lie during this magic ritual. The bible is YOUR book. Not mine.

        I am pointing out the hypocrisy of the anti-abortion judeo-christian religious community's stance that all abortion is murder. If god can curse bitter-water to intentionally cause a miscarriage, then by the very nature of the act, god is an abortion provider (inflict-er).

        This whole thing is only compounded by the ignorance of the authors of the bible who did not understand the relationship between making women drinking highly contaminated water and getting sick. You see, at this point in man's development when this little ritual was dreamed up, these guys all thought that sickness was caused by supernatural forces... not bacteria, protozoa and viruses.

        The added component of dirt from a toxic source shows they know there is a relationship between sickness and dirt, but they think it is a supernatural influence. SO, they feed this dirty water solution to the woman and wait to see if she gets sick... thinking that god control has sole control over these things because they are magic rather than the human body.

        One might be tempted to just chalk this up to simple ignorance. However, it is compounded with the elements of hypocrisy of god's little abortion service here and tainted with obscene levels of hatred toward women and several centuries worth of ritualistic murder of women.

        "god" provides the ultimate excuse for wrong doing.

        If your son-in-law told you he was going to force your daughter to undergo this ritual and suffer the consequences if she got sick... how would YOU feel about it?

        Would you think it was FAIR?

        • 3 votes
        #3.24 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:04 PM EST
        Clara Listensprechen

        Christians love to cite Jewish law when it's convenient, don't they. That eye for an eye bit was countermanded by Jesus' order to forgive seventy times seven times. Here's a clear example of a Christian who rejects Christ.

        • 1 vote
        #3.25 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 6:55 PM EST
        thoughtful conservative

        clara

        You need to read with more comprehension this post used Jewish law to point that God committed abortions and therefore was all for it and used scripture to justify his point. I simply followed his lead. Are you suggesting Jesus was pro choice.

        earlier I pointed to Jesus orders about the law and the seeder refuted the premise so I used his /her own example.

          #3.26 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:08 PM EST
          Clara Listensprechen

          I was responding to a previous post in this thread, not the article. It was thoughtfulconservative's post.

            #3.27 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:33 PM EST
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            TruettCollins

            Nothing like ignoring the Context and message to prove an invalid point.

            • 4 votes
            Reply#4 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 5:49 PM EST
            Chris-735081

            What context is that?

            This was Mosaic Law. That is the context.

            It was a real thing that people really engaged in under the guise of the "law of god".

            How is causing a miscarriage not an abortion?

            Sure, the magic ritual presented by the bible is little more than superstitious hocus pocus, but it does clearly show that the authors of this particular portion of the bible didn't give a crap about the lives of unborn babies and they claimed that 'god' didn't either if that baby was conceived out of wedlock.

            The "context" is if you cheat, 'god' will abort your baby or admit your sin and be killed in turn. If you have a miscarriage, you'll similary be killed based on the accusation of your husband. This insinuates that if this spell has been performed then god will not allow you to have a miscarriage and be murdered falsely because "god" is infallible.

            How is that primitive BS not "in context"?

            • 8 votes
            #4.1 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:17 PM EST
            TruettCollins

            The context is that there is a penalty for sin.....and that that penalty affects more than the sinner many times.

            • 1 vote
            #4.2 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 10:14 PM EST
            Drakkonis

            Chris,

            Your objection is based entirely upon how you feel about it. That's fine. You're allowed to have your opinion. Yet I don't think you're taking everything into account.

            First, the people this ritual applied to didn't care how you felt about it. Their concern was obeying God. It was the basis of their entire social order. It was the foundation of their lives and existence as a people. It was their identity. The issue was supremely important to them.

            Keil and Delitzsch Biblical Commentary on the Old Testament describes it thus.

            Sentence of God upon Wives Suspected of Adultery. - As any suspicion cherished by a man against his wife, that she either is or has been guilty of adultery, whether well-founded or not, is sufficient to shake the marriage connection to its very roots, and to undermine, along with marriage, the foundation of the civil commonwealth, it was of the greatest importance to guard against this moral evil, which was so utterly irreconcilable with the holiness of the people of God, by appointing a process in harmony with the spirit of the theocratical law, and adapted to bring to light the guilt or innocence of any wife who had fallen into such suspicion, and at the same time to warn fickle wives against unfaithfulness. This serves to explain not only the introduction of the law respecting the jealousy-offering in this place, but also the general importance of the subject, and the reason for its being so elaborately described.

            Matthew Henry's Concise Commentary further expounds on the reason for the ritual

            5:11-31 This law would make the women of Israel watch against giving cause for suspicion. On the other hand, it would hinder the cruel treatment such suspicions might occasion. It would also hinder the guilty from escaping, and the innocent from coming under just suspicion. When no proof could be brought, the wife was called on to make this solemn appeal to a heart-searching God. No woman, if she were guilty, could say Amen to the adjuration, and drink the water after it, unless she disbelieved the truth of God, or defied his justice. The water is called the bitter water, because it caused the curse. Thus sin is called an evil and a bitter thing. Let all that meddle with forbidden pleasures, know that they will be bitterness in the latter end. From the whole learn, 1. Secret sins are known to God, and sometimes are strangely brought to light in this life; and that there is a day coming when God will, by Christ, judge the secrets of men according to the gospel, Ro 2:16. 2 In particular, Whoremongers and adulterers God will surely judge. Though we have not now the waters of jealousy, yet we have God's word, which ought to be as great a terror. Sensual lusts will end in bitterness. 3. God will manifest the innocency of the innocent. The same providence is for good to some, and for hurt to others. And it will answer the purposes which God intends.

            So it wasn't a simple example of what you might call hocus pocus. Real isues were at issue here. That you do not believe in the God of the bible (apparently) does not make it less real ,but you are welcome to your opinion.

            What troubles me is why wasn't there something like this concerning the husband as well?

              #4.3 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 11:47 PM EST
              UNA_Lion

              If the intent is to demonstrate how the ancient theocracy of Israel was governed, so be it. They also were not allowed to wear garments woven from two or more different kinds of material or plant crops with two different kinds of seed.

              If the intent is to somehow extend Mosaic law to Christianity, read the following:

              Acts 15

              4 When they arrived in Jerusalem, Barnabas and Paul were welcomed by the whole church, including the apostles and elders. They reported everything God had done through them. 5 But then some of the believers who belonged to the sect of the Pharisees stood up and insisted, “The Gentile converts must be circumcised and required to follow the law of Moses.”

              6 So the apostles and elders met together to resolve this issue. 7 At the meeting, after a long discussion, Peter stood and addressed them as follows: “Brothers, you all know that God chose me from among you some time ago to preach to the Gentiles so that they could hear the Good News and believe. 8 God knows people’s hearts, and he confirmed that he accepts Gentiles by giving them the Holy Spirit, just as he did to us. 9 He made no distinction between us and them, for he cleansed their hearts through faith. 10 So why are you now challenging God by burdening the Gentile believers with a yoke that neither we nor our ancestors were able to bear? 11 We believe that we are all saved the same way, by the undeserved grace of the Lord Jesus.”

              19 “And so my judgment is that we should not make it difficult for the Gentiles who are turning to God. 20 Instead, we should write and tell them to abstain from eating food offered to idols, from sexual immorality, from eating the meat of strangled animals, and from consuming blood. 21 For these laws of Moses have been preached in Jewish synagogues in every city on every Sabbath for many generations.”

              • 1 vote
              #4.4 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:20 AM EST
              Drakkonis

              The intent was to explain the purpose of the law. It was a lot more than a magic ritual it was being described as.

              Although Christianity is not under any of the laws, it doesn't mean we ignore them, either. We just are to obey the spirit of it now.

                #4.5 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:22 AM EST
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                Mateo-660030

                well, if you want to restrict the abortion procedure to drinking water mixed with dust, then I'm all for that. however, from a completely naturalistic, non-supernatural perspective (the critic can't have it both ways), then this is just a near-eastern trial by ordeal, but one which progressively exonerates the accused woman (contrast that with a more well-known trial by ordeal from the Salem witch trials in which a woman would have to die to prove her innocence). ultimately, what this says is if infidelity cannot be proven and the one under suspicion swears on their innocence, then the matter is between them and God.

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                Reply#5 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:40 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                ultimately, what this says is if infidelity cannot be proven and the one under suspicion swears on their innocence, then the matter is between them and God.

                What is says if the infidelity can't be proven she has to undergo the test.

                Miscarriage would then be a magical sign of guilt because of the infallible nature of the "god" myth.

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                #5.1 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 6:50 PM EST
                Mateo-660030

                it's merely an absoultion ritual, sort of like a ceremonial way of saying "I swear on the life of my first-born I'm telling the truth". notice that the husband has to let it go at that, even if she has a misscarriage later, it doesn't give him a license to stone or divorce her as an adulterer, because the text doesn't actually treat that as conclusive evidence of such, contrary to how you're trying to spin it.

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                #5.2 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:01 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                The husband will be innocent of any wrongdoing, but the woman will bear the consequences of her sin.'

                It seems to me you're trying to minimize the tribal and superstition based nature of Mosaic Law.

                The things that constitute "Proof" in this particular court don't exactly match up to what they use on CSI: Miami.

                9 "'If someone dies suddenly in the Nazirite's presence, thus defiling the hair that symbolizes their dedication, they must shave their head on the seventh day—the day of their cleansing. 10 Then on the eighth day they must bring two doves or two young pigeons to the priest at the entrance to the tent of meeting. 11 The priest is to offer one as a sin offering and the other as a burnt offering to make atonement for the Nazirite because they sinned by being in the presence of the dead body. That same day they are to consecrate their head again. 12 They must rededicate themselves to the LORD for the same period of dedication and must bring a year-old male lamb as a guilt offering. The previous days do not count, because they became defiled during their period of dedication.

                They "Sinned" just by being near someone who died; then to clear that sin, they killed some animals.

                My bad. Mosaic Law is totally f_ing reasonable./sarcasm

                BTW: Nice attempt to deflect away from the point of the article: The bible, nor god, have a problem with causing miscarriages; the big "G" just doesn't take personal responsibility for it when he does it to some lying adultering slattern.

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                #5.3 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:15 PM EST
                Mateo-660030

                the concepts may be foreign to us, but it doesn't really fit the definition of superstition. superstition would be conducting such a test to determine guilt, and then punishing the accused based on the outcome. the concept of valuing childbirth and seeing miscarriage as a curse unfortunately also seems to be foreign to you, but your logic is as flawed as arguing that since miscarriages happen in nature that God approves of them.

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                #5.4 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:35 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                your logic is as flawed as arguing that since miscarriages happen in nature that God approves of them.

                Of course, according the bible, "god" does approve of miscarriages in nature. He made the rules and there are no unintended consequences because the mythical "god" figure is infallible.

                Is "god" perfect or imperfect?

                If perfect, then it is not capable of unintended consequences.

                If imperfect, then it is not "god."

                • 2 votes
                #5.5 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:51 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                the concept of valuing childbirth and seeing miscarriage as a curse unfortunately also seems to be foreign to you,

                AND you still don't seem to understand that the bible is declaring "god" as a qualified abortion provider... excuse me, inflict-er.

                You also aren't acknowledging the ridiculous nature of this completely crazy passage of the bible that includes instruction on how to get god to abort the unborn child of a cheating woman... with muddy water and "magic" words.

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                #5.6 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 7:57 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                I've done some additional research and I am quite correct here.

                This is a test to determine guilt. If the woman gets sick, then she is guilty.

                Check this out:

                27 If she has defiled herself and been unfaithful to her husband, then when she is made to drink the water that brings a curse, it will go into her and cause bitter suffering; her abdomen will swell and her thigh waste away, and she will become accursed among her people. 28 If, however, the woman has not defiled herself and is free from impurity, she will be cleared of guilt and will be able to have children.

                http://rarebible.wordpress.com/2009/04/07/test-for-an-unfaithful-wife/

                If she gets sick after drinking water that was mixed with dirt from the inside of a temple floor that has been exposed to animal feces, old animal blood and the various crap that covers a floor that has never been in contact with soap, she will be considered GUILTY of adultery.

                Mosaic Law is very clear on what is to be done with adultering women. You kill them.

                Me: 1 You: 0

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                #5.7 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:18 PM EST
                thoughtful conservative

                First of all for Christian's Jesus fulfilled the Law thus rendering this Ritual a non starter. Second If the woman is to be killed after the miscarriage is does not sound like approval for the woman's activities that got her pregnant in the first place and it only mentions Married women.. This sounds like a way for husbands irrational jealousy to be removed . Since you consider God to be a myth then the ritual would always end in the woman's favor. A child of mine was aborted some 50 years ago with my knowledge and approval. not a day passes without an almost overwhelming sense of guilt on my part and while God may forgive me i won't or more truly I can't.. the blow-back is never mentioned and i don't believe anyone with a conscience can participate in kind this murder and remain undamaged.

                That being said under Modern Islam she would still be stoned in 2012 even if she was raped.

                • 1 vote
                #5.8 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:20 PM EST
                Rank on Rank

                A child of mine was aborted some 50 years ago with my knowledge and approval. not a day passes without an almost overwhelming sense of guilt on my part and while God may forgive me i won't or more truly I can't.. the blow-back is never mentioned and i don't believe anyone with a conscience can participate in kind this murder and remain undamaged.

                Very movingly and eloquently stated.

                Thank you for sharing your story with us.

                I would like to see polling done on how many women who have had abortions in the past, now regret it

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                #5.9 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 8:33 PM EST
                Chris-735081

                First of all for Christian's Jesus fulfilled the Law thus rendering this Ritual a non starter.

                No, its not.

                First of all, you are interpreting the language where Jesus says "I have come to fulfill the law" to mean that he came to put an end to mosaic law.

                You can interpet it however you want, sure. But that isn't what the obvious interpretation means: that Jesus was saying he was in full support of Mosaic Law and that he came to make sure everyone stayed faithful to it.

                Regardless of all that, this is still a major part of the judeo-christian cannon and it is also completely insane.

                Does this not clearly say that "god" will not only kill your baby if you get sick after drinking contaminated water in a special magical ritual but getting sick will also be proof of adultery?

                What kind of psychological hoops does a person have to jump through to justify this as EVER being OK.

                Even if your interpretation of the bible is right, assuming that "god' exists, then all the dirty, stupid and insane stuff that this says about the people who engaged in this kind of tribal sorcery is now perfectly acceptable?

                No it isn't. The problem you are experiencing right now is that Jehovah started off as a polytheistic culture's war deity. That religion's supporters didn't care about love, or peace or justice. They just cared about killing everybody that got in their way.

                By the time of the mythical figure Jesus, Judaism was at the bottom of the war totem pole having been conquered by just about everyone with an army.

                The only way forward for the fledgling christ-centric cult was to be able to get along with everyone. They changed the message by borrowing from other faiths such as Zoroastrianism to survive (this fact has enormous levels of proof).

                The cult leaders folded in all of the stuff about Mosaic Law to satisfy jewish tradition and put in all the stuff about peace and inclusiveness outside of the jewish faith to attract new followers allowing for propagation of the religion.

                This sounds like a way for husbands irrational jealousy to be removed

                First, that is doesn't make any sense if the book of numbers was handed down to man by an infallible "god" who never lies to his followers. If "god" does lie, then that opens quite a pandora's box, does it not?

                Second, it would be, if she hadn't been forced to drink a bunch of contaminated water that is likely to make just about anyone sick.

                Read this again:

                it will go into her and cause bitter suffering; her abdomen will swell and her thigh waste away, and she will become accursed among her people.

                These are all signs of dysentery. It says if she gets sick, then she's guilty. It sounds more to me like a convenient way to kill off your wife.

                Since you consider God to be a myth then the ritual would always end in the woman's favor.

                That makes no sense whatsoever.

                That being said under Modern Islam she would still be stoned in 2012 even if she was raped.

                Deflection? Recrimination?

                How does that excuse anything in the bible? It doesn't.

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                #5.10 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 9:10 PM EST
                thoughtful conservative

                These are all signs of dysentery

                ???? how do you know this was a description of dysentery. Also many but not all I agree do not take bible literally but rather the stories were used to demonstrate how sin separates people from God. There probably was not a job at least a job of the bible but the story is recounted to make the point that rewards in the world are not the rewards we should strive for and that material success or the lack of it are not rewards or punishment. I realize that is not the reading of the bible by all but it is mine. You seem to express the idea that it is false due to a literal reading but I think there is a point being made that is greater than the literal ritual recounted and that is the sanctity of family. Remember the laws of inheritance in those times passed ownership to children based on their sex and birth order. The idea that a married woman could give birth for example to a male son that is not fathered by her husband has repercussions beyond fidelity. The cultural aspects of a first born male that might be illegitimate. My guess is that if DNA testing were available at that time that test would have been required.

                  #5.11 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 10:47 PM EST
                  thoughtful conservative

                  First of all, you are interpreting the language where Jesus says "I have come to fulfill the law" to mean that he came to put an end to mosaic law.

                  That is not what i was referring I was referring to John 3-16 which we think means that keeping the law is no longer what is required but rather belief in and acceptance of Jesus. is all that is necessary to be a Christian.

                    #5.12 - Thu Feb 9, 2012 11:21 PM EST
                    Greg-2438150

                    The beauty of it is that they can interpret it anyway they want. They have been doing that since it as been written and re-written and re-written. Move the goal posts just enough to try and keep up with science. So sick of them saying "Proof". If I had a dollar for every time I heard a religious nut nut say that I would be a millionaire. If anyone needs to show proof it's you. Don't worry I know you can't.

                    Good job Chris!

                    • 5 votes
                    #5.13 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 10:23 AM EST
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                    Future History

                    Every time I read a post defending ancient biblical mysticism that has zero potential for comporting with modern society, or that simply waives it off as if it is just one of those parts of scripture that we humans aren't capable of understanding because that is how god made us, or has some unique justification that probably took years of backwards, creative thinking on behalf of the poster, I feel like I just got that much dumber. Good luck Chris - don't lose too many brain cells dealing with these "scholars".

                    • 6 votes
                    Reply#6 - Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:38 AM EST
                    thoughtful conservative

                    show me the Higgs... prove it by finding it.. are we really just masses of strings at different vibrations with 11 different dimensions 8 of them we cant see, touch, or hear. talk about belief!!!!! You are touting something way beyond your ability to prove or for that matter understand. 11 dimensions prove it.

                    • 1 vote
                    #6.1 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:06 AM EST
                    Future History

                    The smartest that mankind have to off are working on it. What have you geniuses got? Let me know when you find the remants of a talking snake ... or better yet, when your absent god finally decides to utter a single convincing word. The Mary grilled cheese sandwiches aren't cutting it.

                    • 5 votes
                    #6.2 - Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:05 AM EST
                    TReed

                    thoughtful - You picked a poor example. The scientist's are %99.96 sure they have found the Higg's, they won't say they have found it until they reach %99.9999. Which means they just need to collect a little more data from additional collisions to push it to the desired number.

                    If you are going to use string theory as an example, please use it correctly. It is 6 compacted dimensions, 2 time dimensions and the 3 dimensions that we see. The physics is explained by the math. BTW - There are some conditions where things happen in 23 dimensions. The LHC may be able to detect some aspects of this theory whenever they reach full power. Only time will tell.

                    As for abortion in the Bible, I will say that at the time of the Bible, they did not know how conception worked. They thought that man's fluids mixed with the woman's fluids and then babies. If there were illnesses or death that didn't obvious causes like old age, then it was something evil or the devil, but nothing can occur without God allowing it. Most of the arguments above are based current day knowledge, not the knowledge of 2000 years ago, so the interpretations of the Bible scriptures then would be different than today.

                    • 1 vote
                    #6.3 - Mon Feb 20, 2012 8:20 PM EST
                    Clara Listensprechen

                    s for abortion in the Bible, I will say that at the time of the Bible, they did not know how conception worked. They thought that man's fluids mixed with the woman's fluids and then babies. If there were illnesses or death that didn't obvious causes like old age, then it was something evil or the devil, but nothing can occur without God allowing it. Most of the arguments above are based current day knowledge, not the knowledge of 2000 years ago, so the interpretations of the Bible scriptures then would be different than today

                    Very true. Which is why I give God minus points for coming up with the absurdity called "circumcision". Arguments forwarded by Christians that this was actually a sanitary thing to do are equally countered by Jewish arguments that sanitation had nothing to do with it. I'm familiar with the Lilith reasons for doing it, but I'm ALSO aware that this all-knowing wise and loving God said nothing about anesthesia or antibiotics with that procedure.

                    If sanitary reasons are what makes it a good thing, then you'd think this all-knowing and loving God would have said something about antibiotics at LEAST. And there's no love without the anesthetics.

                      #6.4 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 12:52 AM EST
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                      RAY FRIEDMAN

                      terrific article ,these issues are far from new and had to be dealt with in any society, religioin as an institution had to address thses issues as to fit their general concepts, values and tradtions at that time and today with changes need to address the issues in a different menu.

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                      Reply#7 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 8:18 PM EST
                      58rose

                      what he said!

                        #7.1 - Sat Feb 11, 2012 10:32 PM EST
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                        Beebobby

                        Biblical view of when life begins:

                        http://joeschwartz.net/life.htm

                          Reply#8 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 2:43 PM EST
                          Drakkonis

                          Wow! That's the first argument for the idea that the unborn are not actually alive that someone has come up with that might actually make sense. I'm not saying I agree with this, but it is sommething I need to think about. Thanks.

                            #8.1 - Tue Feb 21, 2012 8:07 PM EST
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