Mitt Romney is a draft dodging, two-faced, flip-flopping Weasel

But the Republican presidential hopeful spent a significant portion of his 30-month mission in a Paris mansion described by fellow American missionaries to The Daily Telegraph as “palace”. It featured stained glass windows, chandeliers, and an extensive art collection. It was staffed by two servants – a Spanish chef and a houseboy.

No doubt Romney wanted to go fight in the war he supported so much that he graciously offered his expert media services to the anti-anti-war protesters, but, tragically, he had to oversee his servants in his Parisian palace. And then he had so much studying to do:

Before and after his missionary deferment, Romney also received nearly three years of deferments for his academic studies.

Aw, shucks. Don't you just hate it when your studies get in the way of fighting in a war? Poor Dick Cheney had that same problem.

This little tale does prove one thing, though. Turns out Mitt Romney does have a core conviction after all, and it's one he's somehow managed to hold without flip-flopping for more than 40 years: He's always willing to screw over the 99 percent so he can enjoy his life of luxury.

The real reason I hate Mitt Romney, he said this:

"“I’m not in favor of his religion by any means. But he [L. Ron Hubbard] wrote a book called ‘Battlefield Earth’ that was a very fun science-fiction book.” - Romney

I can't believe the nerve of that guy. Battlefield Earth was "a very fun science-fiction book." Are you KIDDING ME??? It wasn't fun, it was like pulling teeth. I read part of that god-awful piece of crap when I was 13 and I put it down halfway through the 2nd chapter after my intelligence had been as thoroughly insulted as I could stand.

It wasn't fun. It was like a brain root canal.

Shame on you Mitt. Shame on you indeed.

Seriously though, there's no way he actually read that book. He was just trying to humanize himself and failed miserably.